I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
