Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
