Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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