He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Church boner. Awkwardddd
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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