My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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