BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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