so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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