So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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