end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She needs sedatives and a leash
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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