Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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