Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This baby is an asshole
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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