so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
