actually, I'm a sock model
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We got so high we made milksteak
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
