Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm like, not good at living.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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