my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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