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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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