is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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