I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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