is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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