I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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