Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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