and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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