this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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