Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
3 2 1 whiskey
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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