are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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