Midget sex pt 2 tonight
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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