Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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