super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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