i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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