Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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