You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
