she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sundayâ€
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