I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she looked like the before picture.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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