i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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