Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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