dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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