im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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