and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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