We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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