Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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