I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
