I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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