dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
third nipple confirmed
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
