Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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