Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im six kinds of drunk right now
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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