Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
