Me too!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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