You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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