got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it glows. i had to have it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
is it fun? or sober?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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