you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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