Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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