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what?
penguin condom
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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