I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm bleeding and have questions
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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