my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
