You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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