Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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